WEBVTT 00:00:01.820 --> 00:00:06.840 [United States Navy Training Film. Nonclassified. Copyright 1945 by Hugh Harman Productions, Inc.] 00:00:08.710 --> 00:00:13.540 [Commandments for Health] 00:00:13.540 --> 00:00:18.370 [Use Your Head] 00:00:20.150 --> 00:00:24.840 [McGillicuddy is peeling potatoes in the galley when he realizes he needs to use the head and waves his hand] 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:28.350 McGillicuddy: Hey, Sarge! 00:00:28.350 --> 00:00:31.630 Sarge: Ok, McGillicuddy. 00:00:31.630 --> 00:00:34.060 When you gotta go, you gotta - hey look out, Mac! 00:00:34.060 --> 00:00:36.860 [McGillicuddy runs out the door and into a tree with a sign] 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:46.730 [7th Commandment] "Thou shalt not use any spots except chosen ones for deposition of your excrement." 00:00:46.730 --> 00:00:55.770 "Thou shalt not urinate in thy brother's tent or street else he regard thee as a dog and treat thee accordingly." 00:00:57.010 --> 00:01:00.060 In other words, that means: use your head! 00:01:00.060 --> 00:01:05.310 Avoid contaminating any area which could result in dysentery for your entire unit! 00:01:07.370 --> 00:01:09.390 Uh, I gotta use the toilet. 00:01:12.520 --> 00:01:14.790 [Head] 00:01:14.790 --> 00:01:17.340 [Keep a lookout] 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:19.310 [for a Jap] 00:01:19.310 --> 00:01:21.230 [when you go-] 00:01:21.230 --> 00:01:24.300 [to take a cra-] 00:01:24.300 --> 00:01:25.900 [Burna Shave] 00:01:28.370 --> 00:01:32.250 [ Cawls away and doesn't follow the signs] 00:01:32.980 --> 00:01:34.970 Hey, stupid! Can't you read? 00:01:38.880 --> 00:01:41.050 [Reaches a chair with a hole in it with an umbrella over it] 00:01:41.050 --> 00:01:42.520 [Stacks of paper are piled next to the chair] 00:01:42.520 --> 00:01:49.870 Well, look at that. McGillicuddy's private one-holer. What a lay-up. 00:01:49.870 --> 00:02:04.580 Sun shade, library, toilet tissue, beautiful view, even gardenias, and a hell of a good home for dysentery germs! 00:02:04.580 --> 00:02:06.900 [Reading a comic strip] 00:02:06.900 --> 00:02:08.880 Haha, what a dope. 00:02:08.880 --> 00:02:10.760 Yeah. What a dope. 00:02:15.340 --> 00:02:20.880 [Finishes and leaves the head while a fly overhead lands on the umbrella and rings a triangle] 00:02:20.880 --> 00:02:23.740 Fly: Come and get it! 00:02:23.740 --> 00:02:26.710 [A swarm of flies fly towards the head] 00:02:28.030 --> 00:02:33.820 [Returns to the galley and smoke is coming out of the galley's chimney] 00:02:33.820 --> 00:02:37.100 [The fly smells the smoke and rings the triangle again] 00:02:37.500 --> 00:02:40.590 Fly: Oh, dessert! 00:02:40.590 --> 00:02:43.750 [Swarm of flies fly toward and into the galley's chimney] 00:02:54.520 --> 00:03:02.250 [Flies are sliding down potatoes, walking on pies, eating cheese, and touching all the food] 00:03:22.620 --> 00:03:26.510 [Soldiers are eating the contaminated food in the mess hall] 00:03:28.510 --> 00:03:34.380 [All the soldiers in the Mess Hall run towards the head and behind them are all the officers] 00:03:37.820 --> 00:03:42.810 And now, because of one man's carelessness, a whole unit is flat on its back! 00:03:42.810 --> 00:03:44.780 [Soldiers are in beds labeled 'Diarrhoea'] 00:03:45.640 --> 00:03:49.580 Radio: We're Tokyo calling! We're Tokyo calling! 00:03:49.580 --> 00:03:57.890 Japanese man: We'sa good news! We discovered we have in the South Pacific, Yankee Marine, who help our Japanese war effort. 00:03:57.890 --> 00:04:07.580 Japanese man: This'a Yankee, all the time make honorable bowel movement in wrong location! All his buddy Yankee get dysentery! 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:13.700 Japanese Man: Woo, make weak like pussycat! This honorable Yankee a'name, uh, McGillicuddy! 00:04:13.700 --> 00:04:16.140 Soldiers: McGillicuddy!? 00:04:16.140 --> 00:04:17.820 [Soldiers are angry] 00:04:19.640 --> 00:04:22.770 Yeah, McGillicuddy. Go get'em boys! 00:04:22.770 --> 00:04:26.410 [A soldier on an excavator for the Decontamination Squad spots McGillicuddy on his private head reading comics] 00:04:29.860 --> 00:04:31.920 Hahaha, what a dope. 00:04:33.330 --> 00:04:36.510 [Excavator scoops McGillicuddy and his head off the ground] 00:04:40.140 --> 00:04:43.840 [Excavator dumps McGillicuddy in the head that he was supposed to use] 00:04:46.380 --> 00:04:49.550 McGillicuddy, you made your bed - now lie in it! 00:04:50.330 --> 00:04:56.700 [The End. MN 2808 g. 1945]