Copyright, 1892, BY The Arlington Chemical Co. YONKERS, N. Y. Manufacturers of Phospho-Caffein Comp. A Brain and Nerve-sedative and Antidote for all Headaches* and Nervousness. Beef Peptonoids In powdered or liquid form—concentrated beef, milk and gluten digested. Invaluable in all cases of Disordered Nutri- tion. . H EDS Ihare is a hole loh of Kmci^ of 3ofi-Keds,bio[-Ked3,faoi“ir- the - beds, kd^bull-bed^,, .and 50 4b\. fa he's gob or\e. bawled. And so ka? Ha. IK a 5he,3 lonej-heded and Fa bull-Keeled bubTmred- Keded and levil boo.B'vjf oup cab has cjoh or\Kei° Ked which is or\the uihep er\d where hei° fail air\f buf whare her moufh iy. And a piuep? moufh iy not" whare ily hed iy.Buf a iy you bel" anci heci i^flal'on cjpovrxcf with ey«s ot\ me co»*r\ePs Jfcfarvjz. A apmy a Keel ioo bub a f'h \ & idiot: aint qot’ r\or\e. TKe ph end of a boy is Kis> Keel except when Ke gib? spanked bub bKe 1 end of a bee is nob bKare,oi\lo;'Jb is ab bhe SoubK end of Ki? body j fnum Ki's Keel. Bub Fa. Ke Kaei • a carbuncjie on Kiy rx'feck and Ke called It a grate fambly .1 gathering wl\er\it come to a Keel,but you can!* tell if lAa orTa is the hed j of oun fambly for bot*K claims it. And a mud turkle can ler Kij ked but a tede cant but a frocjs legs k better then Ki_j Ked for eatinq. Jackasses is to hold tkare eeps on but horses beds is to steer them with and eat oat? but (Ta cows Ked wouldnt work ske couldnt. eat grass and give milk and the milk - man would make, ike pumps suffer you bet. But cats keds is rat traps. Kj\ iraft i$ stuck up and hi-Keded wiFh a .50ar IhroaF and a worm has cjoF a la!e a\ bol’h ends and no hed bvF he suckers ail ("he same Repel donF nead cows anyhow only fop nnilk Fop a (joaFs hed and a coons Ked 15 bof'K sf>onc] bolder-. Weds is Fo kepe brains in buF boys heds 15 I'dqil* coa/ned all t’he hme when they cionT nead iK It" donF rv\ake no differanFs whaF shaip a mans hed 15 Face likes His Ked.Taices and Ked; i; vary mulxK aiakhed fo each ul’her infack[ [Hey are skck on eacK ufhepjNW Hed; Has ears and hairs s[vck on [Hem, [OO, only bawled Hed? donk iU awled Hed is like a qoos ecjcj wi[hov[ no wisker?. Bui' [bare is a lof more kind of beds -Hed-long. hed-fi>s,h Hed op [ale, Ked ovgp heels, Hed-cheese, and hej-ake, Ned on hale 19 whape you flip a cenf and qit tuck. if" 19 called qambillincj.Hed —first- i? where you tumble to 5 inside your Ked pushing your eyes ouh from behinh,hammering onyoup tempily and trying to raize your roof.They Say if a puryun didnt have no shmrnick nor nurves be woiilcint Have no hed-ake but if he didnthaveno bed, he couldn't have none eether,only hke Mb's, which fy from wurryjncj and qurvis ytrains.Ta be say; if a feller has (jot a bed, he will cjit a Keel in this world, but I dont want no bed like he aits on him when he qoes out with the boys.Ma she says 2 beds iy b<epn I hut Pop dont think so next morninq after he's been to Hie club.Them beds ust to almost' kill Ktm. But now they dontt)He's cjittintj cute in Kis old aicje.He takes KafTeen and it nox the sox off of his hed-ake. It's (jpate 4tuff.lt km cure, any kind of had but cUd-Ked. Here's the tab it off of fa’s botfel'too just try it, Phospho-Caffein Compound, A BRAIN AND NERVE SEDATIVE. The satisfactory results produced by Phos- pho-Caffein Comp, in Headaches, Neuralgia, Sleeplessness and General Nervous Irrita- bility, are not due to any one ingredient, but to the happy effect of the combination. The usually unpleasant after effects of the sedatives are fully overcome by the reconstruc- tive properties of the other ingredients, leaving the brain and nervous system in a normal con- dition. Dissolved in cold water, Phospho-Caffein Comp., forms an effervescing, refreshing drink. AH EFFECTIVE CURE FOR HEADACHE. A NERVOUS TOHIC FOR FATIGUE. A RELIEF FOR HERYOUS “WEAR AND TEAR." Dose ;—One to two heaping teaspoonfuls in a half tumbler of water. Repeat the dose once at the expiration of fifteen minutes, and again in half an hour if required. Drink while effer- vescing. Put up in 25 ct., 50 ct. and $l.OO bottles. The Arlington Chemical Co. YONKERS, N. Y. o' on cJy^ o'1 'jJ^yhr' vfcL PHOdPH 0-COFEkH^> ) /~J , cLo- ■CoJt*JL Hi-