[United States Navy Training Film. Nonclassified. Copyright 1945 by Hugh Harman Productions, Inc.]
[Commandments for Health]
[Use Your Head]
[McGillicuddy is peeling potatoes in the galley when he realizes he needs to use the head and waves his hand]
McGillicuddy: Hey, Sarge!
Sarge: Ok, McGillicuddy.
When you gotta go, you gotta - hey look out, Mac!
[McGillicuddy runs out the door and into a tree with a sign]
[7th Commandment] "Thou shalt not use any spots except chosen ones for deposition of your excrement."
"Thou shalt not urinate in thy brother's tent or street else he regard thee as a dog and treat thee accordingly."
In other words, that means: use your head!
Avoid contaminating any area which could result in dysentery for your entire unit!
Uh, I gotta use the toilet.
[Head]
[Keep a lookout]
[for a Jap]
[when you go-]
[to take a cra-]
[Burna Shave]
[ Cawls away and doesn't follow the signs]
Hey, stupid! Can't you read?
[Reaches a chair with a hole in it with an umbrella over it]
[Stacks of paper are piled next to the chair]
Well, look at that. McGillicuddy's private one-holer. What a lay-up.
Sun shade, library, toilet tissue, beautiful view, even gardenias, and a hell of a good home for dysentery germs!
[Reading a comic strip]
Haha, what a dope.
Yeah. What a dope.
[Finishes and leaves the head while a fly overhead lands on the umbrella and rings a triangle]
Fly: Come and get it!
[A swarm of flies fly towards the head]
[Returns to the galley and smoke is coming out of the galley's chimney]
[The fly smells the smoke and rings the triangle again]
Fly: Oh, dessert!
[Swarm of flies fly toward and into the galley's chimney]
[Flies are sliding down potatoes, walking on pies, eating cheese, and touching all the food]
[Soldiers are eating the contaminated food in the mess hall]
[All the soldiers in the Mess Hall run towards the head and behind them are all the officers]
And now, because of one man's carelessness, a whole unit is flat on its back!
[Soldiers are in beds labeled 'Diarrhoea']
Radio: We're Tokyo calling! We're Tokyo calling!
Japanese man: We'sa good news! We discovered we have in the South Pacific, Yankee Marine, who help our Japanese war effort.
Japanese man: This'a Yankee, all the time make honorable bowel movement in wrong location! All his buddy Yankee get dysentery!
Japanese Man: Woo, make weak like pussycat! This honorable Yankee a'name, uh, McGillicuddy!
Soldiers: McGillicuddy!?
[Soldiers are angry]
Yeah, McGillicuddy. Go get'em boys!
[A soldier on an excavator for the Decontamination Squad spots McGillicuddy on his private head reading comics]
Hahaha, what a dope.
[Excavator scoops McGillicuddy and his head off the ground]
[Excavator dumps McGillicuddy in the head that he was supposed to use]
McGillicuddy, you made your bed - now lie in it!
[The End. MN 2808 g. 1945]